Why is yoga in nature so special?

Getting ready to do tree pose among the treesI started practicing yoga regularly in 2003, just after I moved to Monkey Valley, a log home in the wilderness near Merritt. So for me, it seems like yoga and nature have always gone together. Doing yoga on the deck overlooking the creek and green valley below, or even in my bedroom looking out the window at a forest of trees, nature has been a part of my yoga practice. Then I began doing wilderness guide training, which involved camping out in a lot of remote places in Arizona, Colorado, and California. By then, yoga was a part of my life, so of course I would need to do my yoga practice before bed! Or early in the morning when I was out on a solo or medicine walk. As a result, I have done yoga in nature in all kinds of places, any time of day, with or without a mat, tarp, or blanket to stand on.

Yoga in the starlight is amazing, especially with the desert smell of mesquite in the air. But for some reason, doing tree pose in the dark is the most difficult! I guess it’s because of not being able to see an object to focus on. Doing yoga on a giant granite boulder at the edge of the Grand Canyon, just as the sky was turning pink, was another incredible experience. As you can imagine, doing yoga out of doors is a much different experience than doing it in a building with beautiful even floors and square edges to everything.

I wanted to share with others the wonders of yoga in nature, which is why I developed the Yoga and Nature class last summer. I also wanted to explore ways to embody the qualities of the four directions through yoga. I talked to some friends to get their ideas, and developed a class that combines yoga poses with the teachings of the four directions from the wilderness guide work that I do. I also wanted to make this kind of nature experience accessible to the people in Vancouver, so I chose to hold the class in a very special spot I know near the Seymour River. I’ve guided medicine walks at this spot the past few years, and really look forward to sharing it with the people who come to the yoga class. I hope to see you there!

Yoga & Nature: The Four Directions—2013

2013 Dates TBD – Vancouver

Yoga is…Seymour River

… union or communion. B.K.S. Iyengar

… a poise of the soul which enables one to look at life in all its aspects evenly. Mahadev Desai

… a way of remembering our true nature, which is essentially joyful and peaceful. Donna Farhi

… an act of kindness toward oneself. Judith Hanson Lasater

Spend a summer morning in the North Shore mountains, just 20 minutes from downtown Vancouver and 10 minutes from the Commercial Drive area, exploring your yoga practice in nature. We will spend the morning in an idyllic sandy spot in nature.

You will learn the nature psychology of the four directions, an ancient-modern model of understanding the psyche of humans and nature. Each cardinal direction has its own colours, textures, seasons, stages of life, and qualities of true nature. We will explore the qualities embodied by the directions through yoga poses that connect these elemental energies with your own physicality. This is an opportunity to deepen into your connection to yourself and the natural world.

Enjoy the carefree feeling of being a child outdoors, the vivid colours of summer, and the beauty of our westcoast rainforest with a small group of people like you who are interested in exploring the depths of nature.

Location TBD, North Vancouver

Date & Time  Saturday, Date TBD, 10:00 am – 1:00 pm

Cost  $69

Carpooling  We will meet at 9:40 am at a location on Commercial Drive to carpool to the location.

To register  Click the Registration tab and complete the form.

Questions  Contact Karen at 604.251.6337 or email info@klove.nyc.

About the teacher

YogaBCKaren Rempel is a certified and registered yoga instructor, and spent a year as a volunteer teaching yoga to youth in prison. She’s also taught yoga to seniors in Merritt, and developed a Yoga for the Office program that she teaches in Vancouver. She is certified and registered through Yoga Alliance and YogaBC. She is also a trained wilderness guide.

Spinal exploration: a yoga myth and healthy discs

Spinal curves and vertebraeA while ago I mentioned attending a Judith Lasater workshop on the sacroiliac joint. I promised to tell you some of the interesting things I learned at the workshop, and now I’d like to do that. I’ve followed up what I learned in the workshop with additional research about the spine, to share with you how yoga can help you can nourish your spine and prevent back pain.

Judith’s focus was on the natural curves of the spine. When each of the curves is allowed to be in natural alignment, the spine becomes a very stable structure that supports our bowling-ball head and what’s known as the axial load—the downward weight of the body when we are vertical (sitting or standing). It might seem counter-intuitive, but it is the balance of the curves that creates the stability. The diagram to the left shows a side view of the curves of the spine. The person is facing to the right.

There are five sections or groupings of vertebrae in the spine, with the curves reversing direction from one section to the next, from anterior (frontwards at the neck) to posterior (upper back) to anterior (lower back) to posterior (butt), and finally anterior and posterior again in the sacrum and coccyx. The five vertebrae in the sacrum fuse together between the ages of 16-18 and 25-26. This fusing is one of the factors that causes us to lose flexibility with age. Also notice how the natural curve of the spine situates the sacrum at almost a 45-degree angle from vertical. The 3 to 5 coccygeal vertebrae form the coccyx, which usually fuses into a single bone, but not always. As you can see in the diagram, the coccyx forms an extension of the curve of the sacrum and it tilts backwards. The coccyx is commonly known as the tailbone.

Tailbone tucked, or let the lordosis sway?

Any of you who have been in a yoga class, whatever the style, have probably been told to keep your tailbone tucked in mountain pose. I know I’ve heard it a hundred times, and learned to instruct students to do this in multiple teacher training courses. But what does tucking the tailbone do to the natural curve of the spine? Tucking the tailbone means drawing the coccyx forward, which causes the lower back to flatten, and then causes flattening up the whole length of the spine. This movement totally abolishes the natural curve of the spine, messing with the stability and the load-bearing capability that the spine has with the natural curves.

Judith encourages her students to experiment with not tucking the tailbone. In fact, to fully allow the natural curve of the spine, you might need to slightly exaggerate the curve in your lower back, especially if you have worked for years to flatten the curve. It seems like a very radical idea, because most of us have been so indoctrinated to tuck the tailbone. Judith demonstrated on three different students how the natural curve of the spine means our butts and chest are sticking out. Too sexy for this party! Many of the students had been told they had lordosis (an exaggerated curve in the lower back) and that they needed to straighten it. The pain these women have suffered as a result is shocking. Some of us postulated that the reason we are taught to keep our tailbones tucked is to keep women down! My mom and sister didn’t agree with this theory when I shared it with them. Hmm, bummer.

Another theory occurred to me when Judith demonstrated on the single man in the class that his hip bones were much higher than a woman’s, and his pelvis was a rectangular shape rather than curved like a woman’s hips. I think most of the lineage of yoga teachers in India, dating back thousands of years, were men. Krishnamacharya, born in 1888 and teacher to many of the teachers who brought yoga to the west, including Indra Devi (often called the First Lady of Yoga), B. K. S. Iyengar, T. K. V. Desikachar, Gerard Blitz, and Jean Klein, traced his lineage of male yoga teachers back to the ninth century. That’s centuries of practicing and perfecting on the male body. Perhaps the instruction to tuck the tailbone makes sense for the male body in a way that doesn’t hold true for the female one with its radically different pelvic anatomy.

I would love to hear from any of you out there, male and female alike, about your thoughts on this. Personally, I have been experimenting with the non-tailbone-tucked, natural spinal curve in mountain pose and all the other poses that move from this standing position. I must say I have experienced less pain in my sacroiliac joint—the pain that motivated me to attend Judith’s workshop in the first place. So I think there might be something enlightening and world-view shattering (on a smallish scale) about this idea of letting the spine be in its natural curve. I invite those of you with a regular yoga practice to try it for yourselves and see what you think. I also introduced this idea in a class I taught recently for the Society for Technical Communication. I will explore this further in another posting.

The discs between the vertebrae

Another fact that Judith mentioned about the spine was that the discs between the vertebrae are avascular. This means they don’t receive a direct blood supply to bring them the vital water needed for hydration, food in the form of glucose, building material in the form of amino acids, and oxygen. I was curious about this, and decided to do a bit of research to find out how the discs do receive their nourishment.

I found what I was looking for at Chirogeek.com. The discs are situated between the vertebrae, and are composed of a high percentage of water in a closed hydraulic system that is able to withstand a great deal of pressure. A well-hydrated disc is even stronger than the vertebrae themselves. Interestingly, the compression on the discs when we are standing causes us to shrink in height. The height of the disc increases as much as 20% overnight when we are lying down and the discs have the opportunity to re-hydrate.

The discs contain sponge-like molecules that hold 500 times their weight in water! The health of the cells within the discs affects their capacity for holding this water, which is what gives the discs a very high hydrostatic pressure and therefore their incredible strength to support the axial load of being upright. From the time we begin to spend most of our time upright, at about age two, until about age 10, there is a diminishment in the nutrient-providing capillary beds that supply the discs and take away the waste products of cell activity. It seems that the pressure of standing causes this diminishment. Therefore, after the age of 10, the supply of nutrients to the discs occurs through diffusion from tiny capillary beds in the subchondral bone above the end-plates of the vertebrae, and through diffusion from capillaries in the outer layers of the anulus, or outer edge, of the discs.

Diffusion of nutrients to the discsThis diagram from Chirogeek.com illustrates the process of diffusion. The pink balls are nutrients. The mauve plates are the subchondral bones containing capillary beds. As shown here, the capillaries don’t go directly into the disc from the top and bottom after the age of 10, though there are still some capillaries that enter the outer edges of the disc.

It seems a miracle that this diffusion can occur. The better hydrated the discs, the more easily that nutrients can diffuse into them. It is easier to travel through water than through dense matter. And this is where yoga can help to improve nutrition to the discs. The movements of yoga in flexing, extending, and twisting the spine cause gentle pressure on the discs. Imagine squeezing a sponge and then putting it in a bowl of water. When you release the squeeze, the sponge soaks up the water. This is what happens to the discs when they are gently squeezed and released through the movements of yoga. The release creates a bit of a vacuum, into which water-bearing nutrients can flow. Obviously, staying well hydrated is important too.

It is often said that a flexible spine is a healthy spine, and a healthy spine is what keeps us young. With the understanding of the physiology of the discs, it is easy to see how doing yoga, drinking enough water, and getting enough sleep (which gives the discs time to re-hydrate in a non-weight-bearing position) all contribute to keeping us healthy and pain-free. Dried out discs don’t receive as much nourishment. This can lead to chronic lower back pain and possible disc degeneration—conditions that often occur as we age.

I am grateful to Judith Lasater for pointing me in the direction of better understanding why yoga is so beneficial for a healthy spine.

As a common-sense caution, yoga might not be appropriate if you already have a problem with your spine or discs. Seek professional advice if this is the case for you, before beginning to add yoga to your life.

P.S. If you’d like to read about the sacroiliac joint and how to prevent pain there, here is an excellent article by Judith Lasater.

Chair yoga for the office February 21

Chair yoga for the officeFebruary 21 marks the 4th annual Yoga for the Office class at the STC’s Canada West Coast chapter. This year I will be adding a chair to the mix. Chair yoga has become increasingly popular because the aid of the chair makes the benefits of yoga accessible to almost everyone. Come learn some gentle poses that you can practice at your desk at work to refresh yourself after a stressful meeting or too many hours at the computer.

Feel the peaceful spaciousness of a blue summer sky. Simple movements combined with awareness of your breath can transform your state from prickly to peaceful in a few minutes.

No mats will be used in the class. No experience necessary. Cost is $5 for members and technical writing students, $20 for non-members. Register here.

The power of Kundalini yoga and a simple hip opener

Maya Fiennes DVD - Kundalini Yoga to Detox & DestressToday is the 30th and final day of the Reach Out Challenge. On day 28, I thought that since it was nearing the end I should step it up a notch, and I hoped that I could meet the challenge of Kundalini yoga. OMG!

A friend lent me a Maya Fiennes DVD—Kundalini Yoga to Detox and Destress—a long time ago, but due to the whiplash I was recovering from, I didn’t try it at the time. Kundalini yoga can be very vigorous, and works with the spinal channels (called nadis in Kundalini yoga) by moving the spine rapidly in evey direction throughout the course of the practice. In my injured condition, that type of movement was out of the question. But now, I hoped that with 27 days of daily yoga practice behind me, the body was prepared and I would be able to do the practice safely.

I don’t know how long the total class is, because I didn’t make it that far, but I did the first 45 minutes. I definitely got the kundalini rising—I felt energized and in an ecstatic state of bliss when I sensed into my experience in the pauses between movements. There were challenging moments when it took a lot of effort to keep going, but the teacher’s coaching at those times helped me through. And it’s the pushing through resistance that opens up stuck places in the body, allowing energy to move there. This is certainly a factor in the bliss experience. Breath too, of course, helps to get the energy flowing and altered states to occur. There was an open-mouthed breath of fire that I’ve never done before, which actually has an interesting cooling effect in the mouth and throat. Even though I didn’t have the time or endurance level to finish the whole class, I felt the benefit right then and there, and was looking forward to trying again another day.

The class was a detoxifying practice, and after I did it I took the pre-dinner supplements for the herbal detox I’m doing (to break the sugar habit). Well let me tell you, there was a huge release of toxins from my body shortly thereafter! I felt quite sick for a while there, and couldn’t finish my dinner.

Yesterday I went for a run, and it was one of those effortless runs where the path sped under me and I didn’t know who was doing the running. It was quite blissful, and in fact the whole day had been great. I wondered if it was the sugar detox, and release of all the toxins. I didn’t really think about the Kundalini yoga and how that might be affecting me.

After the run I decided to do my regular yoga practice, so I could really stretch out my leg muscles. (Every yoga class has a particular focus, and when I do other teachers’ classes, they don’t have the full range of stretches my legs like when I’ve run). As I’ve mentioned before, I’ve been doing my practice since 2003. It’s based on Sara Ivanhoe’s Basic Yoga Workout for Dummies, and I’ve added particular physio stretches that help prevent running injuries, and a few basic runners’ stretches. This is the practice I taught in the Chirunning and Yoga workshop. Anyway, my body knows this practice, and I know my body through this practice. I know how it feels in different poses, and what the limits are in each movement.

As I’ve mentioned at other times during the Reach Out Challenge, I’ve been noticing little shifts in range of movement, new body awareness, and new awareness of subtleties of poses due to the learnings from new teachers. But my practice yesterday blew the previous gains out of the water. I could not believe how much the range of movement in my shoulders had increased! In the side bend it felt a little different, but in extended side angle I really noticed it—my shoulder rotated inches further than before! It was amazing. Working at a computer all day, I have a lot of stiffness in my shoulders. The Kundalini yoga class opened them right up, more open than they have been in a decade of aging and stiffening. Wow! Now I really can’t wait to do the class again.

Spacecruiser Inquiry by A. H. AlmaasThe final part of the story about Kundalini yoga happened last night when I was doing phone inquiry with a friend from the Diamond Approach. It was open-ended inquiry into my experience in the moment, and I started with closing my eyes and sensing in my body. I immediately noticed a sensation of two cords spiralling at the base of my spine, twisting around each other. The ida and pingala nadis! I spent the next 20 minutes scanning up and down my spine, sensing how the energy was spiralling up, continually, around and around, and spiralled right out the crown of my head. Kundalini rising! The spirals seemed to shine a light of curiosity, interest, and affection on all the cells of my body, as they twisted around and around, shining the light in every direction, over everything. Even now when I sense inside the spiralling movement is there. The energy just keeps rising and rising, going out through the top of my head. I can sense it until about 8 or 12 inches above my head, and then it moves beyond my range of sensing. I wonder if it is supposed to keep doing that? Since I didn’t do the end of the Kundalini yoga class, maybe I missed the step where the doorway is shut again? I definitely have to try to make it through the whole class to find out. Plus to keep these channels open, now that I have tasted the fruits of natural energy and bliss.

In my last entry I mentioned Jesse Enright’s Smart Yoga Tip: Pelvic Decompression, and I decided to try that when I went into tree pose during my practice yesterday. Again, unbelievable! My hips rotated outwards farther than they ever have before, and with such ease. It felt like they could actually start pointing backwards! But there’s more to the story of this benefit, because I used the tip again this morning. I was sitting doing my morning meditation, and felt a familiar pain in my left sacroiliac joint. Darn! After such a great day yesterday, why was this happening? I don’t know what made me do it, but I just had the idea of expanding the position of the hip bones outwards, to stretch out the pelvis a little. I did this, and suddenly I was sitting in a much more solid way than I ever have before. And the pain in my SI joint disappeared entirely! Wow. Could it be that all these years I’ve been compressing the joint because of the way I sit?

It felt very weird to take such a wide seat, with the hips spread further apart than usual. The first concern was about body image, and that I would look fat. At 6:00 in the morning, alone in the dark, doing my meditation, I was worried about looking fat. What a disservice our culture has done to women. F$%k! I had learned to sit in a way that would make me look thinner, and it has been giving me chronic pain for years. Another mysterious learning from the practice of yoga.

Today is the last day of practice, and then the challenge is over. Thanks to my friends and family who have pledged 50 cents or a dollar or even two dollars a day for the 30-day Reach Out Challenge. The total pledges is now at $285 dollars! Almost at my goal of $300. If you haven’t done so and would like to sponsor me to raise money for Yoga Outreach, you can use the online donation link. Or phone me at 604.251.6337 or send an email to kyrempel [at] gmail [dot] com. For those of you who are pledging by cheque, I will be calling you soon to collect your pledge money. Thanks!

Another divine yoga week

Giant pumpkin on doorstepSince my last entry I’ve had another seven chances to expand, learn, and grow through my yoga practice. The Reach Out Challenge has been a gentle invitation into new beginnings on the mat, especially in combination with the one-month membership to My Yoga Online.

In the past week I’ve repeated the Short Hatha Flow class, done several of my own practices, and tried these new classes:

Developing Internal Balance – with Carolyn McManus

Grounding Breath Yoga Flow – with Kreg Weiss (co-founder of My Yoga Online). This is the most gentle class I have found yet. Nothing hurt when I did this class! And I really enjoyed the different breathing practices. Truly a class for slowing down the pace and getting in touch with deeper reality. I liked the way Kreg suggested the possibility of getting in touch with our true nature once the mind had quieted. I hope that many people benefit from this class.

Trick or treatSmart Yoga Tip: Pelvic Decompression – with Jesse Enright. A helpful mini-tutorial about the muscles in the pelvis and their role in holding everything in place as well as allowing opening in the hips.

Sea Side Yoga Flow – Michelle Trantina (co-founder of My Yoga Online). Is that Vancouver I see in the background?

I continue to make new discoveries in my regular yoga practice as a result of the learning and exploration in the classes with the other teachers. I find that when I do my own practice at my own pace, I have more time to explore and deepen into the pose than in most of the classes (except the restorative yoga classes, of course!). I have a new appreciation for the luxury of taking my time in a pose and seeing how far my muscles want to stretch. In the past I have gotten into the habit of just holding the pose for 6 breaths and then moving on, because that is my routine. But often my muscles want to stay a little longer. So doing the restorative classes really opened up the invitation to hang out in a pose. Plus needing to do a full 30 minutes, rather than rush through my practice to be done in 10-20 minutes, is a support to take more time in the poses.

Pumpkin with candySince Halloween fell during the past week, I thought you might like to see pictures of the dear little pumpkin I carved. This was the first time in years that I had a doorstep to put a pumpkin on. By 7:30 I’d had 42 little goblins to the door, and all the candy was gone. I hope you got lots of tricks and treats!

Three more days until the challenge is over. Thanks to my friends and family who have pledged 50 cents or a dollar or even two dollars a day for the 30-day Reach Out Challenge. The total pledges is now at $285 dollars! Almost at my goal of $300. If you haven’t done so and would like to sponsor me to raise money for Yoga Outreach, you can use the online donation link. Or phone me at 604.251.6337 or send an email to kyrempel [at] gmail [dot] com. Thanks!

The yoga torture continues

Late-night yoga propsThe good news is I have two more days of yoga to count towards those pledges. Friday I had a great 54-minute run and did my post-run yoga practice, and it was fantastic. But last night I came home quite late after a wonderful movie (Woody Allen’s Midnight in Paris) and birthday dinner at Lift with my friend Tim. By the time I started my yoga it was after midnight in Vancouver. Rather than being transported to the intoxicating Parisian creative world of the 20s, I was transported into a bizarre world of twisted yoga discomfort!

I thought I’d continue my exploration of Melina Meza’s yin and restorative yoga classes on My Yoga Online, so I tried Yin Yoga for Spring. This class focuses on the meridian lines of inner and outer legs (for liver and gallbladder) and man, was it tough! I just couldn’t get comfortable in any of the poses, even with extra props like straps and cushions.

The first pose was a few moments of reclined butterfly, and that was fine. She always starts the class with something that feels good. But then we did happy baby pose, which I could not do at all. It was agony even with a strap. I am not a happy baby, evidently. This was followed by pigeon and a seated twist that were torturous, really getting into the inner thighs and hips, and fighting with the stored chocolate in there! I was hoping the final pose would be easier, but it was a butterfly forward bend. I have no idea how the student in the video gets her forearms down on the floor. Even seated on a cushion, I was more than a foot from the floor and suffering every minute. I finished the session with 3 minutes of savasana on the bolster, and felt strangely at peace. Was it because the torture was over, or because the torture and actually helped in some way? Being somewhat of a masochist, I suspect the latter.

Thanks to my friends and family who have pledged 50 cents or a dollar or even two dollars a day for the 30-day Reach Out Challenge. The total pledges is now at $285 dollars! Almost at my goal of $300. If you haven’t done so and would like to sponsor me to raise money for Yoga Outreach, you can use the online donation link. Or phone me at 604.251.6337 or send an email to kyrempel [at] gmail [dot] com. Thanks!

Ran out of steam and got out of jail free

Led Zeppelin (One) album coverWell, it finally happened. Was Led Zeppelin my downfall? The night after my last entry, I did my post-run yoga while watching more Led Zeppelin on YouTube. Then the following night, I listened to Led Zeppelin (which I have on album and CD) while doing my post-run yoga. Interestingly, my practice has lengthened as a result of doing the restorative yoga. Listening to my body, I enjoy holding the poses longer, for more breaths, to get a fuller benefit. Or maybe it’s listening to Led Zeppelin that’s doing it; I am so into the music that I don’t want to move out of the poses! I have to say, this is one of the best albums of all time. (According to Wikipedia, in 2003 the album was ranked number 29 on Rolling Stone magazine’s list of the 500 greatest albums of all time.)

But last night I just couldn’t summon up the energy to do the yoga after a 10-hour day at work. I came home after dark, feeling cold, tired, and hungry. I made dinner, and went to bed, and that was it for the day. So I have now used my Get Out of Jail Free card. That means the pressure is really on now to carry on for the next 13 days. I might have to keep on with the Led Zep fest! Or maybe go back to My Yoga Online for more inspiration.

Luckily the Vancouver Yoga Conference is coming up next weekend, November 4-6,  for additional inspiration. I have a free pass from YogaBC, and there’s lots of free workshops and classes to attend. I saw on the Georgia Straight website today that you can get a free pass too (go to the Movie Listings area). This is a $15 value, to get into the conference any and all of the three days.

Thanks to my friends and family who have pledged 50 cents or a dollar or even two dollars a day for the 30-day Reach Out Challenge. The total pledges is now at $285 dollars! Almost at my goal of $300. If you haven’t done so and would like to sponsor me to raise money for Yoga Outreach, you can use the online donation link. Or phone me at 604.251.6337 or send an email to kyrempel [at] gmail [dot] com. Thanks!

Led Zeppelin carried me through

Babe I'm Gonna Leave YouAfter my last entry, I was so enlivened by listening to Led Zeppelin while I wrote the blog post that I continued on to do a 40-minute practice while listening to more Led Zeppelin! So I didn’t need to use my Get Out of Jail Free card or car yoga excuse after all. I set up my mat facing the screen, as I would for a My Yoga Online practice, but instead I listened to and watched Led Zeppelin on YouTube while I did my practice. I found this incredible very early footage of Babe I’m Gonna Leave You, and watched it several times, as well as a 10-minute No Quarter.

Obviously, just as in life as a whole (I’m thinking of the impressionability of the soul here, which is impacted by everything that touches us), many things can affect our yoga practice. My interest in watching the glories of Led Zeppelin (to be honest, I preferred it to doing the yoga wholeheartedly) led me to spend a lot more time in poses where I could actually be looking at the screen, like wide-legged forward bend. Hey, whatever it takes to get in those 30 minutes!

Last night I was even more exhausted, because by the time I finished the yoga the night before it was 2:00 am. So when it came around to 10 pm, and time to do my practice, I chose another restorative yoga class from Melina Meza, Summer Yin Restorative Practice. This class was pretty tough. It is harder than it looks to do an easy pose for four or five minutes! Since this was just a 20-minute class, I followed it up with a 10-minute easy-peasy chair yoga class: Earth: For Grounding Body and Mind. The teacher of the chair yoga class is Mara Branscombe, a Vancouver yoga teacher who trained with Trinity Yoga, the same place where I received certification. This was a nice connection.

Anyway, the point is I am still on track with my aim of 30 minutes of yoga a day for 30 days. Thanks to my friends and family who have pledged 50 cents or a dollar or even two dollars a day for the 30-day Reach Out Challenge. The total pledges is now at $285 dollars! Almost at my goal of $300. If you haven’t done so and would like to sponsor me to raise money for Yoga Outreach, you can use the online donation link. Or phone me at 604.251.6337 or send an email to kyrempel [at] gmail [dot] com. Thanks!

Would you believe car yoga?

Led Zep CD cover & YouTube on my laptopFrom 10:32 pm until 11:38 pm tonight I was stuck in a traffic jam waiting to cross the Port Mann Bridge. Translink, you suck. Just a minute while I see who else sucks. Kiewit, you totally suck. Gateway Program, you suck. Province of BC, you especially suck.

I protested this project from the beginning, and distributed a petition for signatures. So did thousands of other people. I’m sure David Suzuki protested too, since he’s gung-ho about saving the planet. But all of the above people who suck had the power and the say, and went ahead with their four-year-plus, multi-billion dollar propaganda project.

So late in the evening on a Sunday night, returning home from Monkey Valley, I was stuck in a one-hour traffic jam. What can a person do?

It had actually been an incredible groove up til this point. After Hope I got into an ecstatic flow where the white lines and reflector bumps were sailing sedately by, and highway was black, the night was black, and I was totally loving the drive. (This was before I got to Mission and city lights and two solid lanes of traffic for 100 KM to the aforementioned bridge). So I was in the zone, and I put on some Led Zeppelin to enhance the trance even more. I opened the car window, so icy air kept me awake, and got into the incredible opening notes of Since I’ve Been Loving You. From this point on I was flying through the valley, high on life and Led Zep, and the rumbly way Robert Plant says “I’m in love with you girl, little girl.”

So when I got to the traffic jam, I was feeling great, and loving listening deeply to the music and putting myself inside Jimmy Page when he was really getting excited. By now the CD had rolled around to Whole Lotta Love (I was listening to the compilation CD Led Zeppelin Early Days). Well, I just didn’t want to stop rocking, even if I was stuck doing 0 KMH and far from home. Before I knew what was happening, I started rocking on the brake pedal, and my car started rocking too. We inched forward a bit, and then it happened again. There was a slight downhill slope, and as I braked in time with the Bonham body-invading drum beat, my car hood bounced a little, and I could see the headlights bounce on the red car in front of me.

So I did it again. And again. And for the next hour, I rocked my car in time to the classic wonder of Led Zep. I found that Rock and Roll and When the Levee Breaks were especially conducive to foot-tapping brake pedal action. After a while I started to feel disappointed if we were actually moving forward, so I started incorporating some side-to-side steering wheel movement into the dance. I’m sure all the people in the right lane, which incidentally kept passing those of us in the left lane, must have thought I was crazy. Though I did see one guy smile. And it must have been driving the person behind me nuts, the way my brake lights kept flashing, especially at that part where John Paul Jones really rocks out on the piano in Rock and Roll. I couldn’t quite get the car rocking that fast, but it’s quite incredible the range it has, especially when there’s that slight downward slope to help it along. So me and my car were dancing fools, and it made that hour the most fun of my weekend, probably! I had to laugh out loud at myself at numerous points.

So I want to hear from my supporters on the Reach Out Challenge: does car yoga count, or do I have to use my Get Out of Jail Free card? Type car yoga or card in the comment box, please! And if you agree that Kiewit sucks, put that too!

Thanks to my friends and family who have pledged 50 cents or a dollar or even two dollars a day for the 30-day Reach Out Challenge. The total pledges is now at $285 dollars! Almost at my goal of $300. If you haven’t done so and would like to sponsor me to raise money for Yoga Outreach, you can use the online donation link. Or phone me at 604.251.6337 or send an email to kyrempel [at] gmail [dot] com. Thanks!